I was watching the oscars and saw Ben C do that wave of his and so naturally I couldn’t leave it alone
#ellen the vagina whisperer
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message
benedict is a fucking professional I’m just a tad confused why ppl were worried he was gonna mess it up lol he’s fucKIN BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HES THE BIGGEST NERD BUT HES ALSO EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL AND VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB
He is a goof and we love him that way! :)
wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it